The only viable option seemed to be the Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. I took the first sip. An euphoric sensation overwhelmed my entire being. The sweetness hit my tongue as my eyes widened in disbelief. I think I saw God.
The scene is Kinzer, PA, Rainbow Acres Farm, April 20, 2010, 5 AM. Owned and operated by Daniel Allgyer, an Amish farmer who ran a Pennsylvania-based buyers’ club titled Grassfed On the Hill. Also on the farm are two FDA agents, two armed U.S. Marshals, and a state trooper. They’re about to execute a search warrant that allows them to search the entire farm, except for the private residence.
Yes, it is frozen banana mush. What’s the problem with that?
Honey dew? More Like Honey DON’T! Why the Green Melon Sucks by Jack Archambault Staff…