In a World of Pure Hallucination…

The story of Roald Dahl’s “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” in addition to the newer movie rendition “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” is popular across the world. What many people don’t know is that the whole chocolate factory visit is just one big acid trip, and that Willy Wonka himself is a drug lord.

Dispatches From the French Homefront: Quick Observations

Smoking: It is true! People in France smoke! Like a lot! This isn’t really news! MTV worked really hard to educate children in the U.S. about the dangers of smoking, but their efforts were not received well in France because these cancer sticks are clearly still as prominent as ever! It’s silly how a country filled with such tasty food is willing to destroy their taste buds (AND LUNGS) for a quick drag.