Yeah our horoscopes are back and worse than ever.
Tag: scorpio
Astrology is real. Trust me, I hecking know it. I write all of the horoscopes for this publication, and you bet your sweet little bum that they come true. I know an Aquarius who fell and ripped his knee open and guess what— the horoscope I wrote said that would happen
Yeah, The Grammys happened last night. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You didn’t show…
The stars were inspired by all of the feminists at the march this weekend. Aquarius…
Syllabus week is going to be WILD. Well, maybe not; it’s cold. Here’s a song…
We’re never concerned about our Reputation, but we’d like some more readers tbh. Capricorn (December…
Hey, the stars are talking to us again and they spilt some tea on your…
I’m sorry, the stars don’t speak in iambic pentameter so, I won’t either. Gemini (May…
Please tell me you got the Jonas Brothers reference…. Gemini (May 21 – June…
HAGS! That means “have a great summer.” You should know that. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)…
