As everyone surely already knows by now, Dr. Anthony Fauci made headlines the other day, when he called a press conference in order to say that “every member of the staff of the paper at Fordham University is the most essential worker in the entire country, and I would like to personally fly each one of them to DC and vaccinate them myself!” Badabing badaboom, and we’re vaxxed! Well, maybe it didn’t happen exactly like that
Who would’ve thought backstabbing your friends would be so much fun? The mobile gaming sensation “Among Us” has absolutely skyrocketed in popularity over the past few weeks, thanks to its generally enjoyable gameplay and meme-able content.
“These are strange and unprecedented times.” “I hope you’re staying safe.” “We’re all in this together!” Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, well, that’s not gonna stop me from calling out an asshole when I see one.