Illegal arms traffickers reportedly upset by loss of business
Lifelong Disney fan has adopted skill of dramatic speech
Soothsayer explains elaborate web of administrator’s recycle-themed lies
Party finally acknowledges millions of voters
Vatican adopts new slogan: “Same shit, different pope.”
When you absolutely, positively, need 300 grams of caffeine
Thought Islamophobia was dead? Wait, there’s more!
Bailout? Mare like FAILout! Hahahaha… ha…
Bloomberg bad at saving money, everyone weirdly upset
… the indigenous revolutionary group focused in the south of Mexico, the Zapatistas, have broken their years-long silence.