The only viable option seemed to be the Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. I took the first sip. An euphoric sensation overwhelmed my entire being. The sweetness hit my tongue as my eyes widened in disbelief. I think I saw God.
The scene is Kinzer, PA, Rainbow Acres Farm, April 20, 2010, 5 AM. Owned and operated by Daniel Allgyer, an Amish farmer who ran a Pennsylvania-based buyers’ club titled Grassfed On the Hill. Also on the farm are two FDA agents, two armed U.S. Marshals, and a state trooper. They’re about to execute a search warrant that allows them to search the entire farm, except for the private residence.
Milk is a savory bovine nectar that I consider my undisputed favorite beverage. . .