This past week, the Fordham student body did something that was at once surprisingly inspiring, slightly pathetic, and painfully thirsty. After reaching the finals of a Tinder “swipe-off” to win a concert with Juice WRLD and Charlie XCX, we did the impossible and actually won something.
GMA did not want us at their show. And they were going to rub our faces in it.
When you go grocery shopping this time next year, make sure to bring your reusable bags. New York lawmakers agreed Friday to a ban on single-use plastic bags from retail sales, making it the second state to enact such a ban after California, which did so in 2016. New York’s ban will go into effect March 1, 2020.
In one incredible 30-minute sequence on Wednesday, March 13, Fordham men’s basketball, Jeff Goodman, and Barstool Fordham all made spectacular asses out of themselves.
By the time she was 9 years old, Mireille Twayigira had been walking for two-thirds of her life. 6 years, 4,600 kilometers – the distance from New York to Los Angeles.
By his count, Keith Alessi once owned 52 banjos. He could not play any of them. In his one man show, Tomatoes Tried to Kill Me But Banjos Saved My Life, Alessi only needs two (and one banjitar) to tell a deeply personal and authentic story of his own life.
I found the underwear. I just didn’t find the boxers. I found 600 pairs of boxer briefs in varying styles, colors, fabrics, and thicknesses. I found boxer briefs with moisture-wicking fabric for when your balls get too sweaty.
The Fordham men’s basketball team finally won a conference game. No, I’m not lying. After starting off 0-8 in Atlantic 10 play, the Rams posted an 85-67 drubbing of UMass on February 6.
But don’t let that fool you.
Several members of the Super Bowl-champion New England Patriots are not interested in free “hamberders”. Just weeks after President Trump welcomed the Clemson Tigers football team to the White House with a fast food feast during the government shutdown, three Patriots players have expressed their intentions to skip the traditional visit.
This is not the article I thought I would be writing. After all, the federal government had been shut down for over a month, and a resolution seemed more distant than a stepfather in a 90s movie.