2020 has been awfully glum but if anything can help us reach the end of the year it’s our holiday jams. I’m not talking about the class jams of Jingle Bells or Jingle Bell Rock, no, the real good stuff, the stuff you have to be a level 3 paladin to hear… I am of course talking about the newest Christmas song “Holiday” by Lil Nas X.
Every year there’s always that one friend who insists that Christmas starts on November 1st. Do they not understand that Christmas doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving?!
The most wonderful time of the year has arrived. Naturally, for the sake of this article, I decided to try every single new drink offered at Fordham’s Starbucks location. I can feel my wallet wailing in agony already, as I deplete my savings on, quite honestly, overpriced offerings.
By Hope Guzzle Wax Editor It’s November, so you know what that means; Merry fucking…
On Monday November 26, 2018, First Lady Melania Trump revealed the 2018 White House Christmas decorations to the public. The mansion’s decorations include 20,000 feet of lights, 14,000 ornaments, 12,000 bows, 29 Christmas trees, pencil wreaths to promote the “Be Best” campaign, a gigantic gingerbread replica of the National Mall, and most notably, 40 bright red Topiary trees. The display was set up entirely by volunteers, most of whom are either veterans or are representative of veteran families; out of about 6,000 applicants, only a little over two hundred people were selected to be a part of the decorating team.
It’s that time of year again – chestnuts are roasting on an open fire, Megyn Kelly is being roasted on Twitter, and Black Santa ornaments are once again gracing store shelves in our corner of the South Bronx.
