Several weeks ago, on February 1, LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers were in Atlanta to play the Hawks in primetime. But it was an interaction between LeBron and a fan sitting courtside that made the news.
Category: Opinions
When I discovered Big Mouth last year in my freshman dorm, I felt like I had just a time machine and was taken back to the most atrocious time in my life: middle school.
Football has always been considered a sport for the boys. Girls have attempted to try out for high school and even collegiate teams before, only to be scoffed at for even trying. Things changed, however, when Sarah Fuller took the field.
Every year there’s always that one friend who insists that Christmas starts on November 1st. Do they not understand that Christmas doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving?!
If you do not know what Diwali is, it is the festival of lights that is celebrated by millions of Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, and Jains all over the world. Ultimately, it marks the victory of light over dark, good over evil, and hope over despair.
The most wonderful time of the year has arrived. Naturally, for the sake of this article, I decided to try every single new drink offered at Fordham’s Starbucks location. I can feel my wallet wailing in agony already, as I deplete my savings on, quite honestly, overpriced offerings.
As I logged on to Facebook one day however (always a mistake) I had noticed some former acquaintances of mine, and even some family members, posting some startling information. This information had to do with the biggest right-wing boogeyman to ever be created in elections: voter fraud.
I want to remind everyone that… *Ahem* We are in the: MIDDLE of a GODDAMN FUCKING PANDEMIC!!!!! Thank you. That is all.
Like many revolutionary thinkers, I will be publishing my work anonymously. I know that I will call out some powerful people and do not want to put myself or those I love at risk. So here we go: I propose that the paper’s Earwax and News sections officially secede and form their own publication.
Sup bro dudes, it’s your boy, back to tell you about the latest insanity that has pegged my mind these past couple weeks. THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY! HOORAY! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!
