He just is. By Angelina Zervos Opinions Editor He stole the hearts of preteen girls…
Category: Opinions
It’s the price you pay for Apple Bottom Knees… By Katelynn Browne Arts Editor About…
Call me a germaphobe, but I’m one of those people that has, and I mean has, to carry hand sanitizer or some sort of disinfectant around with me at all times. Otherwise, I start to have these bizarre visions of what sorts of gross microorganisms might be crawling around on my skin.
It’s time to reclaim what once haunted you. By Annie Muscat Staff Ballerina I am…
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if orientation wasn’t the WORST. By Katelynn Browne Arts…
Please find something else to stan. By Nora Hogan Staff Toby The Office isn’t funny.…
All I wanted was a water bottle to keep my beverages hot or cold for an extended period of time. At what cost? I take sip only to hear a chorus of sksksk from my roommates and acquaintances. I did not ask for this. I just wanted water. I am sick of being shamed simply for having the water bottle of VSCO girls. I have never made a friendship bracelet on it. In all seriousness, I actually now have a second water bottle for when I leave the room because I don’t want to be THAT girl. Why have we created this environment for ourselves? I don’t understand the big deal surrounding this specific water bottle.
Solve loneliness by Naruto-running directly into danger By Henry Hittle Staff Alien Advocate Area 51…
We’re all going to keep using it anyways By Matt Rosa Ruane Staff Chicken Wrap…
The President of the United States rounded out August the same way that dozens of freshmen boys at Barnyard did: by getting rejected.
