I’m sorry, the stars don’t speak in iambic pentameter so, I won’t either. Gemini (May…
Category: Horoscope
Please tell me you got the Jonas Brothers reference…. Gemini (May 21 – June…
HAGS! That means “have a great summer.” You should know that. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)…
The end is near…especially for you, Taurus. You’re just gonna fail. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)…
Happy Spring! But not to you, Taurus. I still hate you. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)…
Let’s get Swedish…the paper is bringing ABBA back for y’all! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Honestly, fuck…
