Hi, my name is Katelynn Browne, I’m 20 years old and I’m addicted to TikTok. TikTok, if you don’t know (or if you’re not hip with the kids like I am) is an app where users post videos of themselves lip syncing various songs or audio clips. In November of 2017, TikTok absorbed its competitor, Musical.ly. Like any other social media platform, you can scroll through content, drop likes, comments, follow other users etc.
As anyone who has ever paid attention to fashion knows, it’s all about the trends. Colors, styles, even general “vibes” come and go at speeds that makes keeping up seem almost impossible. However, despite this ever-changing landscape, there is one fashion question that has haunted us all at one time or another—should I get bangs?
The cafeteria isn’t so bad. In fact, it’s wonderful, marvelous, and terrific. A cornucopia like the Marketplace, as it is officially called, deserves to be appreciated. I can name no other place where I can get rigatoni topped with tomato sauce and mushrooms then drop tens tongs worth of broccoli on to it.
It was a bright and unusually warm Sunday morning in January when I woke up hungover and in need of sustenance. I ventured across campus—a full half a mile, mind you!—to get myself a snack at the vending machine in our beloved McGinley building.
After the success of our Ask Bob & Judy advice column for the last two semesters, we were eager to have them return to continue giving advice to our lost generation. Unfortunately, both Bob & Judy went senile and are now living in a retirement community (life’s not all jokes, kids).
As 2019 arrives so do the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates. As of now, Senator Kamala Harris (California), Obama’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Julián Castro (Texas), Representative Tulsi Gabbard (Hawaii), Former Representative John Delaney (Maryland), and entrepreneur Andrew Yang (New York) have announced that they are running in the democratic primary.
No request is as dire as this: Please come to Brazil. For years, the citizens of Brazil have requested internet users to come visit their country. Brazil, the largest and arguably most powerful South American country, has developed an outreach program like no other in order to convince foreigners, especially musicians, to come visit the country. We, as American citizens, should oblige our Brazilian brothers and sisters and go to Brazil.
When Harry Brewis, more commonly known by his online handle ‘HBomberguy’, started a charity livestream of ‘Donkey Kong 64’ late last Friday, he did not expect to do anything substantial. His initial goal was only five hundred dollars, and he never expected his audience to rise above a half-dozen people.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg has toughed it out through major heart surgery, multiple broken ribs, and cancer three times. None of these unfortunate health circumstances that would cripple a lesser person could stop this incredible woman who still works out twice a week with her personal trainer. That’s why when Fox News released on January 21st that RBG had passed away, it took America by complete surprise. What could have happened? Was she shot? Did she have an sudden aneurysm? Was she terminally ill and the public just had no idea? Nope, it was none of these, Fox had just made a major mistake. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still very much alive. Don’t worry though, Fox News quickly corrected and took ownership of their mistake.
Super Bowl LIII is approaching, meaning Americans around the country will be enjoying hot wings, beer, food unnecessarily shaped into miniature footballs, the charade of pretending to enjoy sports, and of course, unpaid federal workers.