Editorials begins with the paper‘s thoughts on this whole U2 thing. Next, the paper spends the night with Jonathan Dirge. We also provide you with some of the “Letters to the Editor” we received for our last issue (some positive, some negative) for your viewing pleasure. We also provide you with an insightful look at the Republican party’s search for leadership (and you thought Bobby Jindal was an okay guy) and an insightful look at the life of a commuter/ transfer student (Fordham, you’re slacking here). Oh! And the paper went to a cult meeting! Really. Beyond all of this, the paper introduces you to Japanese variety show star “Hard Gay,” the E*Trade baby (we hate you), and a ridiculous piece of fiction.