For the last issue of the year, the paper takes a stab at everyone’s favorite corrupt politician and possessor of grotesque hair, Rod Blagojevich. We also did what every good issue of the paper does: attempted a pun in the headline, even when it barely makes sense (see: “What a Douche Blagojevich!”). Then we disect the auto industry bailout and consider the possibility of Val Kilmer as the Governor of New Mexico. We’ve also have a most beautiful “Year in Review” of all of our favorite news stories.
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