We can’t remember if they said it couldn’t or shouldn’t be done, but nevertheless we did it anyway: the paperambivalently brings you the “I can’t believe we’re doing an alcopop issue” issue! We give you the history of alcopop (pg. 20), the flavors of alcopop (pg. 11), the music of alcopop (pg. 23), and the paper’s somewhat contradictory views on alcopop (pg. 9). Feel the energy! Feel the drunk! Feel the palpitations in your chest which surely foreshadow some serious heart failure later in life! Sober up with our news section, which addresses recent violence against homosexuals in the Bronx (pg. 3), and the toxic sludge spill in Hungary (pg.8).
All that and much (read: some) more is but a click away.