Oh boy. What’s up Fordham. It’s 3:00am on a Monday, and we here at the paper are still locked in our basement office, furiously typing away to ensure that y’all get your bi-monthly dose of poop, dick, and fart jokes. But we tackle some issues and report on some serious stories in this here edition, so please grab an issue and give it a read whenever you get a chance.
Our stacks come in on Tuesday and will be distributed all around campus on Wednesday. So look for it.