the paper, now in full color! (On the cover)
After a lovely summer off, we finally got around to making an issue of the paper. We tackle the (somehow ongoing) mosque controversy (pg. 3), give you cause to think twice or thrice when next purchasing a three dollar sub (pg. 5), address our currently opaque endowment (pg. 9), paintings (pg. 18), give the fresh faces some fresh advising (pg. 13), and give the old faces reinforcement advisign (pg. 9). See also: the Comix section, where you will be given a no-nonsense picture of college, as well as our opinion of cats.
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