Urinary Oppression Plagues Our Fine City

It appears that, after the printing of our latest issue (now available in all class buildings and residence halls!), the New York Post has taken an interest in the subject of public restrooms in the New York Metro area.  The Post recently contacted Sean Kelly and Elena Lightbourn regarding their piece entitled “Pee – Counter – Pee” (appearing on page 11) and asked for their expert journalistic opinion on the issue* before printing this.

*note: this is a lie.

It seems that the paper is not the only publication that is seriously concerned about the rights of New York citizens to urinate freely.  Next stop: front page of the Times! (all I want to see before I die is a Maureen Dowd column on piss…)

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