April 22, 2009 — the NEW ISSUE of the paper is out today! Find it in every dorm and class building on campus and RIGHT HERE ONLINE! (Check out the pages on the lefthand toolbar.)
Our cover is an homage to the terribly brilliant and brilliantly terrible puns and layout of the New York Post. Execution is boss, if we do say so ourselves.

PLEASE PUBLISH THAT OPEN LETTER TO PATRICK J. REILLY ET. AL
We did publish it… It’s on the first page of Editorials… I’ll e-mail a link the CNS today…
I think I am in love with you 😉