You heard it here first you rotten little band of savages. Since classes are probably something of an “also ran” as part of your college experience, you’re very excited to know that today the Daddy Mac has cancelled classes at both locations, and that Fordham University is having a snow day.
So y’all go out there and sleep in, play snow football or do whatever the heck it is you do when you’re not spending five hours a week in class. You factor in the snow day and U2 later in the week, and this may be the best week Fordham has ever had. God Bless America, and happy birthday Joe Turchiano.