After a hard night of boozing amidst a crowd of pimply-faced high school students at the Jolly Tinker last night, the dour clouds of my hangover found respite in the mirth that comes from a true love of one’s country and the hilarious farce that is Fordham’s Young Republican crowd. The Stimulus Bill passed, President Obama’s image appears to be totally untarnished by his recent tribulations and that whole “neglected transparency” thing that got John Boehner’s boxers in a bunch appears to be receiving the attention it deserves, in the form of a website that will go up when the legislation is signed into law by the Commander in Chief.
All of which brings me to my thesis: suck it, Liberty Forum (Fordham University’s journal of news analysis, comment and review for people who can’t read). Without rehashing the ugliness of my edit on the same subject in the last issue of the paper, let me remind the sane readers out there that there are still conservatives in this country who are terrified of Barack Obama and the damage he might do to this country. What? Yes. Seriously? Dead serious. These are people who were actually down with going into Iraq, these are people who kept their mouths shut during the Enron collapse, these are the same people that voted Bush twice and were outraged by the midterm elections in 2006. Barack Obama… what me worry?!?
These people are either villains or idiots, there’s no middle ground anymore! Was Rachel Ring drunk when she wrote this? Or is this a permanent condition? Is Douglas Kohn (author of this masterpiece) simply simple or is he pure evil? What is wrong in this world? Why are these people receiving a higher education, shouldn’t they be in jail or an institution of some kind? Are they free from mental hospitals because deregulation (small government, baby) saw states having to close down their institutions? Does Chadwick E. Ciocci really think that government “waist“ is located between the nipples and the genitalia?!? You’d think with all the abstract wining he does about it, he’d know there’s a difference in the government blowing trillions of dollars into whimsical wars and a corrupt military industrial complex and where you hang your pants…
It’s what, twenty, thirty days into this administration and the sky is already falling only on rich white kids from Connecticut? Do these people have brain damage? Why are these silly turds getting worked up over anything and everything? Too many questions y’all, Jeez Louise.