Fordham Get’s Owned In Midtown

In news that will surely have Father McShane ripping his red moustache in frustration, a local community bored in mid-town Manhattan is expected to vote down an endorsement of Fordham U’s big bad plan to explained further into the Starbucks style wasteland that is 59th Street on the West Side.

There's Just No Reasoning With These People!
There's Just No Reasoning With These People!

In addition to that the board appears to be driven to tangle up Daddy Mac’s grand scheme of selling back land the school purchased through eminent domain to make condos, or some shit.

the paper‘s eminent domain expert, Harold Quaab XLII claims that the reasoning behind the boards decision stems from their ultimate desire to see an end to the endless parade of lame-wads pretending to be Carrie Bradshaw livin’ it up in the city pretending to inhale cigarettes.
-Charles

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