Tonight New Jersey Weeps

Waaaaahhhhh!
Waaaaahhhhh!

In a swirling typhoon of wind and blood hungry White and Green Jerseys, Eli Manning lead his once proud team to the showers, with a twisted scowl on his face. It was as though the all powerful spirit of a still broken-hearted Bill Belichick was playing puppet master as the Eagles drunkenly stumbled into a king hell beat down of the utterly listless New Jersey Giants, 23-11. In front of a stunned home crowd, Manning limped out a couple of picks and racked up a big goose egg in the TD category, in turning the champion Giants into ephemeral midgets.

The game marked a welcome return to what many super-professional insiders like to call “The Manning Face,” a familial facial expression that combines the visage of an infant on the verge of tears and a “what’s that smell?” face.

Beauty and The Beast
Beauty and The Beast

Charles

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