A Message From The Sub-Basement of Hell (Walsh Library)

Boy, does the paper have a treat for you!  Concluding our last production weekend of the semester, the paper staff spent another banger of a weekend doing nothing but fighting, writing, editing, practicing kung-fu, and fighting some more.  This issue is extra special, it being our (annual?) end of the year awards issue, the papies!  Notable categories include: best politically charged pornographic film, best act of self mutilation by an athlete, and best performance as a supporting actor in a comedy or murder-porn.  And for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past year, we’ve compiled several year-in-review sections which house the biggest stories of the year in arts, news, and sports, shortened to several hundred word paragraphs!  Half-assin’ it has never felt so good.

The issue should be out by late Monday night or Tuesday morning.  Pick one up to help relax from all that study stress, and spend the last hour and a half of your adderall buzz with the paper.

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