And It’s A Landslide… OASIS is a piece of shit.

Slacker
Slacker

OK, we admit it. We’re slackers.  You guessed it, we here at the paper aren’t exactly the most organized collection of gentlemen  you’ll ever stumble across.

But all that being said, you’re right about another equally important aspect of our little presentation here on the web: our horrible inconsistency. It’s hard to deny when we post at such irregular intervals but harder still when our weekly poll has been up for over a month sans update. So without further ado and presented for the first time, here are the long awaited, and much hyped, results of the most scientifically conducted poll in the history of the internet:

Oasis Loses In Landslide

The Results
The Results

The real meaning of the results and more mindless analysis after the jump.

Mindless Analysis

It’s a thing of beauty.

Thanks to everyone who participated in the first ever paper poll. Look to the left for more crap in the future.

Love,
the paper staff

One thought

  1. “we here at the paper aren’t exactly the most organized collection of gentlemen you’ll ever stumble across.”

    Don’t forget the ladies. We also have a few disorganized ladies.

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