The Bailout Bill Has Failed!

Will CBA degrees be as "Fireproof" as heterosexual marriage?
Will CBA degrees be as "Fireproof" as heterosexual marriage?

The Internet is telling me that the bailout has failed to pass through the House of Representatives. I have no idea what that means economically, but the stock markets have fallen six hundred points today. Is there a C.B.A. bro (or brolette) in the house!? Are business degrees “Fireproof?” Will the job market still want Communications majors with middling grades and only an editorial position at the paper to show for it?

Only time will tell.

For more in depth analysis of the current situation, continue reading after the jump!

The glorious past.
The glorious past.
The fucking future.
The fucking future.

-Charles

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