Do not read this if you intend on seeing the movie. But don’t see it…
The continued success of Applebee’s and Chipotle shows us that members of the Fordham community are craving that intimate, personalized relationship that such restaurants provide. An Olive Garden will continue to realize this tradition.
If you are the type of person who believes in irrational things, you might believe that ghosts exist and that they haunt Fordham. Fordham’s ghost lore is well-documented, and the university is a staple in rankings of the most haunted college campuses.
Finally, if all else fails, and nerds do escape from Queen’s Court, we would need to target their laptop computers in order to hinder their nerdy capabilities. Simple DDoS attacks would not suffice to disabling them, as they would certainly have retroactive cell-connection failsafes. No, we would need to brazenly hack past their firewalls into their computer’s mainframes. Initiating green code theta programs and binary distruports would ensure their software run time would lag behind ours. Ensuring that our hackers have accelerated net code will be the final nail in the coffin for those damn nerds.
By Meredith McLaughlin Arts Editor If you’re reading this article, I am sure you have…
“You’re wasting your time.” These are the words I hear from my roommate every Monday and Thursday as I get ready to go to my Latin class. And every time she says these words I scream, “NO, I’M NOT.” While part of the reason I scream at her is that I am being defensive, the other reason for my screaming is simply because I believe that learning a dead language is useful. Yes, you read that right. Learning Latin is useful. Before all the modern language majors and minors storm at me in rage, let me explain to you why I think everyone should study Latin.
By Gabby Curran When people our age talk about the tween TV channel that culturally…
FDA is imposing new regulations on the e-cigarette industry to protect minors from becoming addicted
By Zahir Quader Greetings, loyal fan base. It’s your boy Zdawg, The Zim Zam… Zahir. As…
The MCU finally has a female-led film, and she is indomitable and indispensable
Hello friendships. So, the fall season has descended upon us (God bless amiright) AND DON’T THINK I’M NOT A FAN. But y’all know it ain’t officially fall until you get yourself a sexy-ass gourd, so you best be gettin’ on that; that shit is necessary, let me tell you.
